They want an Audition tape…..

So if you have been reading this stuff, you know I am going to Portugal to play with a jazz combo. This group with only a few small changes went to Berlin last year or so. The keyboard player cant go this year, so we have a new keys player, and a Polish singer is going to join us OVER THERE!!!! So, it should be a blast.

They also wanted an audition tape and said they only wanted 2 minutes or less. Wow, you know how hard that is to get it down to 2 minutes when there was so much good stuff to hear !!!?!

So here it is: Portugal Demo

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Well to be honest, I’ve been kinda busy. 



Booking a big band is a tough sell in today’s market. First, its expensive. To bring talented players out to a gig and pay them enough to show them their talents are appreciated costs more than a DJ. This, combined with the dwindling number of people who appreciate good jazz and good big band and it’s a tough sell. But it can be done. Fortunately, I have continued to play with some really good bands and run a group of really talented folks. So we are chipping away at what is left of the market.

In addition, I have continued to play with a couple of groups. No, these folks are not close and I have to travel to play with them, but you have to go where the gigs are. Today, we played for an Atlanta Track Club Road Race and last weekend it was for an Alzheimer’s Walk. But, its playing.

I am also part of a small jazz combo that is going to Portugal in late January for a week. So there is

Also, my nurse of a hundred years, took off to the UK for a vacation so I am trying to remember all the clinical stuff on my own…..but there is this…..

I received a phone call from the head of nursing at the local hospital. She reported that her son had a broken leg (below the knee) and that she was at a hospital in Atlanta. The problem was, that the ER doctor refused to let her transfer her son to “her” hospital which was more convenient, closer and near to all her medical professionals that she was familiar with.

This ER doctor was telling her all about compartment syndrome and losing his leg if he went to a hospital that wasn’t capable of taking care of this “really complicated fracture” etc.  This lady is a RN and although she had been in administration for a number of years, she still was clinically savvy enough to know that this was mostly BS and this ER guy just didn’t want to send his patient away and wanted it taken care of at HIS hospital.

I called this guy and reassured him that we were capable of doing whatever it took to take care of this lady’s son and he still refused to transfer the patient.  What a dork. So, being a control taker, and being asked by the head of nursing at my hospital to help, I called the local ambulance service, met them at the ER at my hospital and off we went to the ER where Dr. Dork resided.

We showed up at the ER, signed whatever papers they wanted us to sign, clearing them of all liability and responsibility and loaded her son up and trucked him back to our HOME hospital.  We put a cast on his leg the next day, as I recall, and sent him home and he healed un eventfully.

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I’m just gonna leave this here…..


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The CD is done!!

Back in July, on the 18th, we assembled the big band along with all the recording knowledge and experience we could muster and made a CD. I was looking to record a CD

that would capture the essence of this great band that I had been a part of for more than a decade. These guys are some of the greatest people that I know and in addition , they are the greatest musicians I have ever been around.  Their feel for the music, their interest in playing it perfectly and make it SWING is without peer.  In addition, I asked a friend of mine who is a FABULOUS producer to put some of his genius in the recording and mastering of this endeavor. I was rewarded with excellence.

I then looked for a recording venue that could hold a big band and found MADLIFE in Woodstock. These guys are first class and were the most accommodating help you could ask for. Plus they have world class equipment.

We started about noon and set things up. The band showed up around 6-7pm and we were thru with 12 tunes by 10:30pm. True professionals!!

What a lot of fun and music. img_1532

It should  be available soon on CD Baby and on iTunes. Thanks to everyone involved!!

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Remember my name? What’s my name?


What’s your name??

I was quietly beginning my morning ritual of swimming laps at the local pool, and a man I recognized but didn’t remember where or how began that conversation. I don’t remember the specifics. Don’t ever do that to your doctor. We know some of you very well and will never forget you, and then some of you are, honestly, quite forgettable. You aren’t bad people or folks that we didn’t do our very best to care for you but you probably had something that was, for us, quite mundane and ordinary, yet, for you, a big deal in your life.  It disrupted your usual situation, may have made you take off work or school, it hurt a lot, made you cry and in general was relatively catastrophic.  For us, just another broken arm or leg or elbow or whatever.   The sheer volume is what makes it hard to remember.

And we feel bad when we don’t. We like to think that we care for everyone with the utmost interest and enthusiasm, and it makes us feel like we have let you down when we don’t remember your name and everything about you. We can’t. There is just too much.

Think about it. The week starts on Monday (well it really doesn’t ever “start” or “end” because we work weekends and nights but just let’s use this as a starting point). I don’t like to do elective surgery on Monday. The labs aren’t back, or the last instructions and visit for the patient was on Friday and they have forgotten or misplaced anything they were told.  The paperwork isn’t always where it should be and the OR folks can be a bit sluggish from their weekend. So Monday is a office day. We usually see the folks that were seen over the weekend as “work-ins” and so even with the new scheduled patients, it’s a busy day.  The morning is manageable with around 18 -20 folks but the afternoon can run up to as many as 20-25. So lets say 40 patients on Monday.

Tuesday is an OR day in the morning and rechecks in the office in the afternoon. 3 people in surgery in am and 25 in the afternoon.  So ballpark 28 folks.

Wednesday is a mirror image of Monday but with less “work ins” and so lets use 35 as a good number in the office.

Thursday is just like Tuesday so we can ball park another 28 patients.

Friday is unique. I wanted to incentivize getting all the claims in and all the work done for the week so the office folks could leave after lunch if everything had been taken care of, and the morning was usually office with surgery in the afternoon, again, taking care of “left over” injuries from the week. So, 18-20 patients including the surgery patients.

Monday 40 Tuesday 28 Wednesday 35 Thursday 28 Friday 20.  Grand total= 151. Per Week.

151 per week times 48 weeks per year (holidays vacation etc) = 7,248 patients /year

Over a twenty-year period of practice, 144,960 patients. That is the population of Savannah, Georgia in 2015/16!!!   And don’t forget, each one of these folks knows or is related to a number of people who will remember you took care of their loved one/neighbor/coworker.  And they all may remember you. But there is NO WAY you could remember all of them.

My grandfather was a proctologist (look it up) and a colorectal surgeon in Atlanta. His standard jokes were that he was going to be a dentist but couldn’t stand the smell of people’s breath. The other one was that he never remembered anyone’s FACE.

So, we do remember a lot of you. And if you are remembered, you must be special in some way. Not necessarily a “good way” but usually.  And if you are not right on the tip of our tongue, don’t feel left out!  Savannah Georgia is a big town!!!!

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Its 4 am. The concrete is cool.



Its 4 am on a Saturday morning. Its dark. I’m on my back underneath a 1967 Chevy Nova. Really! Putting new leaf springs on this car. I bought it from a guy near Carrolton. My wife was kind enough to drive me over there after I had looked at the car earlier. It was rough but all there. The guy had put a 400 cid V8 in it but not done such a great job. The floor pans needed work, and there were a few rust spots, but in general, it was all there. The hood was fiberglass and not painted and the steering was a bit “wonky” and the radiator needed replacing, but it was all there. And the price was right. So we went to his house and picked it up and drove it home.
Over the next few months, I replaced the floorpans and exhaust and engine and radiator and painted the whole engine compartment and rewired stuff etc. Your standard HOT ROD project.
But it needed new rear springs in the worst way. It came from the factory with the single “monoleaf” spring and I was going to stiffen up the rear suspension with the “multi leaf” springs. But I needed some time to do this.
I was on call at the ER for my orthopedic patients as well as the general ER call because at that time I didn’t have a partner. My previous partner had split off with the other guy I had hired and left me alone in solo practice. So, time was at a premium.
Time is the only thing that we really have on this earth that is precious. We don’t know how much we are going to have, so it is up to us to spend it wisely. Eventually, we all end up “wasting” time, yet if we carry the burden of making every moment count, we all fail miserably. I have had some friends who disparage sleep (“ I’ll sleep when I’m dead”) and naps (more valuable every day I age LOL!), but I personally feel sometimes we need to re boot.
In my situation, I had a family as well as a practice to run as well as being on the hook for “Call” which can snatch you out of any situation that you are involved in to send you to the care of someone who needs your expertise. I suppose the two ways to manage this is 1. Do whatever you want when you want to and expect that you will not be able to complete all activities, or 2. Sit at home and wait for the phone to ring. I couldn’t do the sitting at home part, so I just tried to live my life as best as I could with the expectation that I may suddenly have to leave whatever activity I was doing and head to the hospital.
Not so bad on me, but does put a burden on your family because you cannot be depended upon to be where and when they need you all the time. Missed birthday parties and ball games…….the list goes on. Yet, it was the path I chose. I digress.
So, when you are doing a spring replacement project and you are the ONLY one doing it, you need to jack up the car, take out the springs, replace them and let the car back down. It take some time, and in my case, I wanted to do it all at once so I could get it back in the garage and back rolling again without much down time.
I knew that after 2-3 am, if I haven’t been called out to the ER, I probably wasn’t going to be called. Seems the 3 am hour is the best time for quiet in our world. It is also seems to be a universal finding because the SEAL team thinks it’s the best time for a clandestine assault (so I have read…?).
So, I carefully planned my early morning mechanical adventure for the time between 3 am and 8 am on a Saturday am, a time when I could have some “radio silence”. And it all panned out ok. Which is why I was on my back in my driveway at 4 am wrenching away. (Yes, my wife and kids were asleep and if I had something go awry I was in trouble, but I was very careful and dodged that bullet!)
So, use your time wisely. And YES I finished the car (for you gear heads) with a killer small block and roll bar and sub frame connectors and exhaust and all the speed stuff…..

It was fast. AND a show winner. Red of course.


Like this but not tubbed.

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10 simple ways to lose patients


  1. Don’t live in the community that you practice. Whatever you do, you don’t want to run into your patients at Walmart or church or the baseball field. The more involved in the local community you are, the more likely it is that people will know you and your family. And people like to know their doctor. I don’t care what the marketing people say; health care is a trust issue. People want to know who you are and a little about you if they are going to entrust their health care to you. Stay away from social clubs and don’t let your wife ever get into one of those women’s clubs, because that just breeds referrals!!!
  2. Don’t be available or flexible. I mean, you went to medical school and have all that training and expertise, they should wait ‘til you can see them. This running around and working people in the schedule does nothing to make your day easier and certainly is a bother. I don’t care that they REALLY appreciate you taking their day and situation into account. They really like it but no reason for you to do it!! And when the ER calls, always make them feel like they are imposing on YOU to help them with THEIR little problem that they should be able to handle. And try to NEVER go to the ER to do anything because you will be there all day.
  3. Don’t ever do free or volunteer work or for that matter take Medicaid or Medicare. These are money losers and you won’t get paid for your time or expertise or your liability risks. And when someone gets hurt that knows a family member or neighbor that you have taken good care of despite their ability to pay, all you get is someone else wanting free care, never someone with insurance. And it never pays off.
  4. Don’t be glad to see them. I mean, you got up really early today and made rounds on some really sick folks at the hospital and had to do some really hard surgery and you should be entitled to be a little bit perturbed when people come to see you at the office after all that!!! So, make sure that you don’t really make them comfortable. What they really want is some time with you and to feel like you are really listening. So, if you don’t sit on a stool and talk to them and listen carefully to what they are saying you can get thru clinic a lot faster. Just tell them everything they need to know in your fastest medical jargon without explanation. And if you put your hands on them, even on their shoulder or hold their hand, OMG, they will think you are wonderful! You don’t want that.  Don’t ever legitimize their complaints. Spend as little time with each one as possible. And if they don’t have anything you can do and make money on, then tell them you can’t do anything for them and suggest they go elsewhere. Don’t tell them where, just abandon them to find their own way. Don’t suggest other avenues.
  5. If you can’t find anything wrong with them, tell them that. It makes them feel really bad about coming in to see you and taking up your valuable time. Make sure you make them feel small. Maybe they will think you think they are nuts and never come back. Don’t give them alternative diagnostic pathways or referrals or possible explanations. Even though we can’t always find out what is wrong with patients, that clearly means they are nuts, not that you might not be able to detect something that is difficult to discern diagnostically.
  6. If something goes wrong with their treatment, regardless of the reason, make it their fault. Even though they may not have understood directions that to you were perfectly clear, and that you breezed thru in 5 seconds when it should have taken longer, don’t make it your responsibility, it’s theirs for sure.
  7. Do just an adequate job. I mean, you don’t get paid for doing the extra stuff (glitter on colored casts, suckers for the kids, etc.) Just do what the insurance will pay for and that’s it. It’s their insurance anyway. If the drugstore is closed and it’s after hours, don’t give samples ‘til they can go by the drugstore, or loaner crutches or a loaner Wheelchair! You might not get those back!!!
  8. And whatever you do, don’t try to put yourself in these people’s shoes. They have the problem, not you. They don’t need any extra sympathy/empathy. That is the job of the social worker!! Don’t ever get down on their level and try and get to the root of the problem. Just do what is easiest for you.
  9. Though there are a lot more things to do to lose patients out there, never let your referral doctors (or physical therapists or chiropractors or anyone who refers you patients) feel like you appreciate them and their office staff. Treat them for what they are, underlings and minions who can’t deal with the problem and are dumping it off on you to deal with. Never thank them for the interesting patients and the trust they have in your ability and intellect.
  10. Keep them waiting in the waiting room. That’s why it’s called that. Don’t try to hurry to get everyone seen on time, You are the important one. And if you do have an emergency, whatever it is, don’t tell the patients in the waiting room. They can just sit, Don’t let them have the option to reschedule or come back another time or see if what they are there for is something that can be done by a nurse or technician and doesn’t really need to see the doctor. Just keep them in the dark.


(It made me feel really bad to write the stuff above, but I have seen it and know that it exists today, still. Fortunately these situations are in the minority. I love my patients, and although some were more challenging than others, that’s what makes it fun and interesting. I wouldn’t trade my clinical years for anything. And fortunately, I believe that most physicians are compassionate caregivers. Love them too!)

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