Monthly Archives: March 2006

why we need death in our lives……..

As then we need sleep to live out our threescore and ten years, so we need death, to live that life which we cannot out-live.     … John Donne (1573-1631), Meditations

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Top 10 C&W songs (we play both types of music!)

10. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 9. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart 8. She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty … Continue reading

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What men do in Walmart……

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was … Continue reading

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diseases that are not so rare………just unheard of.

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him she is staying home that she is not feeling well.   "What’s the matter?" he asks.   "I have a case of Anal Glaucoma." She says in a weak voice. … Continue reading

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a great toast to your friends

May those who love us love us. And those who don’t love us, May God turn their hearts. And if He doesn’t turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we’ll know them by their limping.

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Be somewhat open minded………

When you deprive yourself of the opportunity to get more information, you eliminate the possibility of making a better decision.”

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givers and takers………..

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better."                                          Marlo Thomas quoting      her late father, Danny Thomas.

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